The Latest on Tiger Woods – South Park, Sexting and Sex Toys

The Latest on Tiger Woods – South Park, Sexting and Sex Toys

The Tiger PR train has officially left the station and is starting to make its way down to Augusta, Georgia.

First stops – ESPN & The Golf Channel.

Tiger turned up Sunday at both networks to offer his first one-on-one interviews since that fateful night in November, letting everyone know he’s a changed man since checking out of sex rehab last month and very ready to resume his career.

Since announcing that he’ll make his return to professional golf at the Masters next month (April 8-11), the season’s first Major is quickly turning into one of the most anticipated sporting and television events of the past 10 years.

How big will the ratings be for Tiger’s return? CBS executives are predicting they’ll be off the charts, rivaling Barack Obama’s inauguration numbers from 2009. To put it in perspective, Woods’ amazing 12-stroke victory at Augusta in 1997 remains to this day as the most-watched Masters tournament ever, drawing an astounding final round rating of 14.1, or the equivalent of approximately 43 million viewers. Twenty million people alone tuned in to watch Tiger’s 13-and-a-half minute apology last month.

Just imagine the numbers watching if Woods is actually in contention on Sunday. My guess? He’ll probably win the damn thing.

TIGER MAKES APPEARANCE ON SOUTH PARK

Want further proof people can’t get enough of Tiger? This week’s 14th season premiere of South Park – which spoofed Tiger’s infamous fight with wife Elin Nordegren and celebrity sex addiction – became the most watched debut episode for the animated program since 1999.

ELIN “DISAPPEARES” AS MORE SEX TEXTS SET TO BE REVEALED

In her attempt to capitalize on her 15 minutes of fame, Joslyn Jones may be damaging any chance Tiger has of salvaging his marriage to Elin.

Amidst word that Jones is set to reveal a brand new set of sex texts on her website involving her and Tiger, reports are surfacing that Elin has apparently ‘disappeared’ from the couples’ home in Isleworth for several days now.

You have to start wondering if she’ll ever come back.

The Tiger Doll Gives New Meaning to the phrase 'Get In The Hole'

MANUFACTURING OF TIGER SEX TOYS TRULY A “PIPEDREAM”

TMZ.com is reporting that lawyers for Tiger Woods have sent a cease-and-desist letter to Pipedream Products, the company responsible for creating an extensive line of Tiger pornographic products – including tasteless blowup dolls and condoms – featuring the golf great’s likeness.

Tiger’s attorneys are demanding that all items be removed from stores immediately and later destroyed “in a manner and at a time as directed by Tiger Woods.”

Sounds kinky.

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